Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Guide to Australian Language

How are you? - "Still alive I see?"
Good - "Not bad"
Terrible - "Can't complain"
I like you - "You stupid bastard"
I hate you - "Is that right?"
I love you - "Piss off"
May I have a beer? - "Chuck a tinnie at me, mate"
May I have another beer? - "Hey, you alseep over there or what?"
Thanks for the beer - "About time"
May I date you? - "What about it then?"
May I marry you? - "Suppose we should be hitched"
I'm pregnant - "Too late mate"
Goodbye - "See ya"

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