tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-296833272024-03-16T18:08:30.098+11:00a TAZmanian look at the World Wierd WebAnd yes, we know weird isn't spelled that way; click <a href="http://worldwierdweb.blogspot.com/2006/06/spillng-chckre.html">here</a> for an explanation.<br>Ricklionharthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04249593876848213643noreply@blogger.comBlogger237125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29683327.post-44020860753693798522009-07-17T21:17:00.001+10:002009-07-17T21:18:35.068+10:00Imageshack stuffing up again<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi65MImqVMze_mYEpKyChgPvtkzzEQTjVAKv4k4E6hFDwQ0cPZrdMolRXj9k0TA9IRrbjRMgg-kNm3GeQuYMisZaWZbw_pIMXP7p2Juw0-qk_9EQqK4aO1lg6HqldQYr9q9wbZE/s1600-h/IABwhitecode.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 315px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi65MImqVMze_mYEpKyChgPvtkzzEQTjVAKv4k4E6hFDwQ0cPZrdMolRXj9k0TA9IRrbjRMgg-kNm3GeQuYMisZaWZbw_pIMXP7p2Juw0-qk_9EQqK4aO1lg6HqldQYr9q9wbZE/s400/IABwhitecode.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359386901462510210" /></a><br />Graphic placed here instead<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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